No seriously check this out. This is probably.No.Take that back.THIS IS THE MOST EPIC AD I EVER SAW IN MY WHOLE LIFE! What the reason that makes this epic? Well it could be:
a)This ad was pulled back by TV3 because some <Insert race here> thinks that it resembles Christmas ad.
b)Paranoid <Insert race here> thinking this was a subliminal messaging freemason/illuminati to corrupt the mind of young childrens.
c)<Insert race here> think that this ad insulted Islam in the face.
d)When suddenly people who never puasa penuh became religious and started bashing TV3 about being an insentitive jerk they are.
e)ILLUMINATI.ILLUMINATI EVERYWHERE!! HIDE YO KIDS,HIDE YO HUSBAND CAUSE THER RAPIN EVERRYBODY OUT THAR!
Oh and you know how paranoid they can get? Read this tl;dr notes in Fagbook.
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=475377300870&id=345034017188&ref=mf
Yes,there.Read it before continuing to read the rest of this blog post.Well in Malaysia,Raya is over 9000 more importance than fasting for a month in Ramadhan. Some <Insert race here> I know probably won’t fast for a full month, but when 1st of Syawal comes, they celebrates it like they just finished fasting for a year.Raya is serious bizniss yo!
Well so lets me make things straight.Let me clear out all the misunderstandings caused by my fellow <Insert race here> My response is in Bold Red.
Scene 1 – Budak Lelaki Melayu sedang menilik-nilik sebuah buku bergambar di malam yang gelap dalam sebuah pondok buruk beratapkan rumbia dengan bertemankan sebiji mentol. Terdapat sebuah sangkar burung yang tergantung di sebelah kanan tingkap yang terbuka.
1.Budak Lelaki Melayu – Orang Melayu Thanks Captain Obvious
2.Buku – Bible Since when did The Bible becomes a picture book?
3.Pondok Buruk Beratap Rumbia – Kemiskinan Since when everyone in Kampung own a 3-storey bungaloo with swimming pool?
4.Malam Yang Gelap – Islam yang mundur Please adjust your monitor/TV brightness setting.There are OBVIOUSLY moonlight/starlight there.
5.Mentol Lampu – Pencerahan (Illumination) – Lucifer@Iblis Oh and now Thomas Edison is the creator of Lucifer?
6.Sangkar Burung – Simbol manusia yang terkurung dan terkongkong dengan ajaran ISLAM7.Tingkap Terbuka – Jalan keluar dari kemiskinan dan kemunduran Since when did Islam become a cage? And just by opening a window it shows that? Please look at other Raya ads before you start bashing this.
And carrying on to the next scene.
Scene 2 – Close up sehelai mukasurat yang mempunyai gambar sebuah beca bewarna merah dengan berlatarbelakangkan sebuah pokok Krismas dan North Star (Bintang Utara), menutup sehelai mukasurat lain bertulisan JAWI yang diterbalikkan (inverted).
1.Mukasurat Bergambar – Bible (Christianity) Seriously?The fuck have you been eating when buka puasa?
2.Mukasurat Jawi terbalik – Al-Quran yang dihinakan I didn’t see any Arabic letters there.Are you on drugs?
3.Beca Merah – Samaran untuk kenderaan Santa Claus I have a red Ferrari.Does that make that Ferrari Santa-like?
4.North Star – Bintang Kelahiran Horus (Dajjal)Pokok Krismas – Simbol Paganism North Star?Christmas Tree? There are only normal stars there and you must have perfect eyesight to quickly see that as a Christmas Tree.
Oh and one more thing
Moving on.
Scene 3 – Keluarnya bintang-bintang kecil beraura yang membawa cahaya dari gambar beca. Budak Melayu delighted (kagum dan gembira). Bintang-bintang berterbangan keluar dari tingkap rumah buruk lalu membentuk sebuah beca merah berlampu lip-lap dengan seorang lelaki separuh abad yang memakai songkok (bukan ketayap) putih dan berambut putih. Lelaki separuh abad mempelawa budak Melayu untuk bersama-sama menaiki beca merah dan seterusnya meninggalkan pondok buruk.
1.Bintang-bintang kecil beraura – Keajaiban, kekayaan, kemahsyuran, kemodenan etc. This is stupid.
2.Lelaki Rambut Putih Dan Bersongkok Putih – POPE – Ketua Agama Kristian My dead grandfather have a white hair and he wears a white kopiah.Is he a Pope?OH SHIT.
3.Pelawaan Menaiki Beca – Pelawaan Masuk Kristian Scene Ridiculously exaggerated
4 – Budak Lelaki Melayu dengan seorang Budak Perempuan Melayu masuk ke dalam beca dan terus duduk bersandar. (Scene ini memaparkan kejayaan memurtadkan (merosakkan) Bangsa Melayu) /facepalm
1.Budak Lelaki Dan Budak Perempuan Melayu – Bangsa Melayu. Thanks again
I’m a lazy assed fella.Lets make the next scene the last one.
Scene 5 – Beca terbang ke Pulau Pinang, Teluk Intan, dan Kuala Lumpur. Tempat-tempat ini bercahaya dan bersinar (illuminated) dengan kehadiran beca merah.
1.Pulau Pinang – Tempat Illuminati mula bertapak (Francis Light)2.Teluk Intan, Hilir P…erak (Anson) – Ada Illuminati Lodge kat sini. Rotary club pun bersepah.3.Kuala Lumpur – Malaysian Illuminati punya capital. From now on,we could say that when somebody going to Penang/Perak, they are actually going to join Illuminati. And any video with KLCC in there shows that the video is related with Illuminati since Kuala Lumpur which is the capital city of Malaysia, which is a pride to all Malaysian is now a Illuminati city.Great.Just great.
Well you get the point now.When people are paranoid,all shits start coming in their head.
inb4 pointless bashing inb4 N30Cramanc3r is an Illuminati agent inb4 this blog is hosted by freemason inb4 jew inb4 subliminal messaging etc etc
Well when people are paranoid.They starts spreading their fear.And the more fear that get passed around,well,you get the point.
And before you starts the pointless internet flame war over a simple video,please use your brain.Not everything have to be related to symbols. And yeah lets say the somehow Freemason and Illuminati are the rumored Dajjal which will destroy earth and humanity.The earth will still be destroyed in the end.So just sit back and relax while the world comes down.
P/S: Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
